01

Leaving time on the Microwave

Who does this?!? What kind of monster leaves like 1 second on the microwave....just finish the time OR reset it after you're done you ass.

 

02

Telling someone they look tired

This is literally the rudeset thing you could ever really say. At least ask if they had a late night first. Maybe they're tired...or cried all night long...maybe they went to a rager. STAHP

 

03

Stomping around your house...when you know people live under you.

Oh HI. We are the people you met that came to your door on the first day we moved in and said we weren't breaking in that we would be living under you....but yeah that's cool you can stomp around and have our dog bark at the ceiling because you're an inconsiderate ass face. 

 

04

Laundry at 10pm (another neighbourly thing I hate)

Oh hey again crappy neigbourinos!! Let me give you an example of a crappy thing you do... a lot! Its a Monday night, about 10:30 and you stomp on down the stairs to our shared laundry room...and what do you do DO LAUNDRY. I get it its a work night maybe you forgot that hygiene is a thing....but you literally did nothing all weekend. I know this because I stalk your every movement by the floor boards you stomp on. I don't want to hear your zippers and buttons smacking off the side of the dryer at 11:30pm.

 

05

Blinkers

When driving, you often need to turn left...or right. This calls for the use of your blinkers. When you take drivers ed or do the driving tests THIS IS USED OFTEN. If you don't use them in the tests...you fail. So if you don't use them in daily driving, YOU FAIL. And I hate you.

 

06

People who don't look at your face when you talk to them.

I get you're probably looking at a great gallery of dogs on The Chive. But I've been talking to you for a sold 10 minutes....and you're the worst communicator slash listener. 

 

07

Dishes

Dishwashers are godly. I live in a househould of two adults....and there's constantly so many dishes....I sometimes want to take all of the dishes and throw them in the garbage.

 

08

Money

Money you're tacky and I hate you.

 

09

Hic-Hop

Speaks for itself. Why is this a thing that exists.

 

10

Technology at Concerts

Stop being on your phones for an entire concert. We get you love to duck face, and need to constantly check your facebook, shazaam songs, and google the songs you can't find...but at least dim your shit....yo.